The Truth Revealed

So my answers:

1) Return of the Jedi (for the clueless, yes, that's one of the SW movies)
2) The Two Towers
3) The Red Violin
4) Gladiator. NOT THE PATRIOT, LINDSAY! (=P)
5) The Matrix (Yes, the first one)
6) Pitch Black
7) Schindler's List
8) Spaceballs
9) Shrek 2
10) Pirates of the Caribbean

For everyone's enjoyment:

MKS86: by the way
MKS86: that movie thing on my LJ
MKS86: the patriot?
MKS86: please take a closer look at the picture.
MKS86: please.
Clouded Reverie: i dont know
Clouded Reverie: man, i dont know, im trying to remmeber the name, and i cant
Clouded Reverie: so i said the patriot
MKS86: but THE PATRIOT?
MKS86: come on.
Clouded Reverie: I DONT KNOW
Clouded Reverie: what the hell's the movie called
MKS86: DOES IT LOOK LIKE COLONIAL AMERICA?
Clouded Reverie: LOL
MKS86: they're holding SPEARS for fuck's sake!
MKS86: SPEARS!
Clouded Reverie: LOL
MKS86: HE'S GOT A BIG FURRY COAT ON!
Clouded Reverie: WHAT THE HELL'S THE MOVIE CALLED
Clouded Reverie: ROTF
Clouded Reverie: SHUT UP
Clouded Reverie: i was getting frustrated and couldnt remember and i didnt want to cheat
MKS86: FUCK, I KNOW THE GUY RIDING THE HORSE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE MEL GIBSON TO YOU
Clouded Reverie: so i didnt
Clouded Reverie: SHUT UP
Clouded Reverie: whats the movie calle.d
Clouded Reverie: called.*
MKS86: let's see.
MKS86: they're wearing roman uniforms
MKS86: carrying spears
Clouded Reverie: MATT
MKS86: and russel crowe is the lead actor
Clouded Reverie: i cant remmeber the name. please accept that fact.
MKS86: OLKDSFMLS:KDJVMSLDvk
MKS86: you disappoint me.
Clouded Reverie: IM SORRY
Clouded Reverie: its like on the tip of my brain
Clouded Reverie: but its being an asshole and my hippocampus refuses to cooperate and process the information accurately
Clouded Reverie: LOOK WHAT YOU DID
Clouded Reverie: you're making me use big words now.
MKS86: YOU CAN REMEMBER WHAT THE FUCK A HIPPOCAMPUS IS AND WHAT IT DOES
Clouded Reverie: LOL
Clouded Reverie: I HATE YOU
MKS86: BUT YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE TITLE GLADIATOR?!?
Clouded Reverie: WHAT THE FUCKS IT CALLED
MKS86: you are sad.
Clouded Reverie: THATS IT
Clouded Reverie: LOL
MKS86: YEAH!
Clouded Reverie: LOLOLKAJSDLLKFJA
MKS86: GLADIATOR, PATRIOT.
MKS86: SAME SHIT, RIGHT?
Clouded Reverie: gladiator, patriot.
Clouded Reverie: its the same thing.
MKS86: ONLY 2000 YEARS APART
Clouded Reverie: theyre both... kinds of people.
Clouded Reverie: they were both honored
MKS86: AND ENOUGH OF A TECHNOLOGICAL DIFFERENCE THAT THE MAIN CHARACTERS GO FROM STABBING WEAPONS TO SHOOTING ONES.
Clouded Reverie: .... on different continents in different time frames.
MKS86: FFS THE SOLDIERS ARE HOLDING SHIELDS IN THE PICTURE
Clouded Reverie: i knew what i was talking about.
MKS86: THE COLONIAL ARMY AND THE REDCOATS DID NOT CARRY SHIELDS INTO COMBAT
Clouded Reverie: for some reason my brain didnt want to recall the word "gladiator"
MKS86: A BIG THING OF WOOD DON'T DO MUCH AGAINST A RAPIDLY MOVING PIECE OF IRON SPEWED FROM A GUN!
Clouded Reverie: i envisioned that game show with the people standing on those little round things, smacking eachother with those big rubber q-tips
Clouded Reverie: but i couldnt remember the name of the show either.
Clouded Reverie: now i do
Clouded Reverie: Gladiators.
Clouded Reverie: man, i disappoint myself
MKS86: good job.

Remember, kids: according to Lindsay's version of American History, the Colonial army wore chain mail and helmets, carried spears & shields, and was led by some dude with a ginormous fur coat.